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Guinea Pigs Don't Wear Pants
Because who you are is beautiful and worthy of love.
This whimsically joyful picture book is an empowering children’s book that celebrates individuality across the rainbow-hued spectrum. With playful rhyme and exuberant illustrations, author-illustrator Chris Paul Rainbows Farias (they/them) celebrates the freedom to express yourself and the beauty of being exactly who you are.
Readers are invited to imagine a world where animals are hilariously limited in what they can do but humans are gloriously free to saunter, flaunt, and wear just what we want. From lipsticked llamas to tumbling giraffes, each page bursts with colorful chaos and loving affirmation.
At its heart, this is the book Chris wished they’d had as a kid growing up in a small town—one that gently opens the door to conversations about self-expression, gender, and being true to yourself.
Book Details
Publication Date: June 2026
Format: Hardcover
Page Count: 32
Dimensions: 10” x 10”
Price: $24.95 CAD
ISBN: 978-1-0694679-1-1
About the Author and Illustrator
Chris Paul (Rainbows) Farias is an award-winning creative strategist, storyteller, and online creator with hundreds of thousands of followers. They first went viral after asking a local bakery for “the gayest cake ever” to celebrate their marriage to husband Jared. Chris is the founder of Unicorn Rebellion, a creative branding agency, and speaks with students, educators, and organizations about creativity, identity, and happiness. Based in Ontario, Chris lives with Jared and a joyful menagerie of animals — chickens, parrots, bunnies, dogs, guinea pigs (obviously), and a tortoise named Rock Hudson. Chris was recently awarded the King Charles III Coronation Medal for philanthropy and advocacy for the 2SLGBTQIA+ community. Guinea Pigs Don’t Wear Pants is their debut picture book.
As Seen In
The Canadian Press - Margaret Cho, Rosie O'Donnell set to participate in Canadian TikToker's read-along. Picked up by CTV News, Toronto Star, Winnipeg Free Press, Victoria Times Colonist, and other outlets across Canada. (December 2025)
CHCH Morning Live - Star-studded read-along to support It Gets Better’s 2SLGBTQIA+ youth fundraiser. (December 2025)
Publishers Weekly – Rights Report (June 2025)
Quill & Quire – Rights Deal Coverage (June 2025)
Publishers Marketplace – Deal Announcement (June 2025)
What People Are Saying
“Buy this book. [Chris] is quite brilliant—read and enjoy. Then watch their social media.”—Rosie O’Donnell
“Loves it.”—Paris Hilton
“Guinea pigs should read this book as should all creatures. It contains important lessons in how we all need to be ourselves and that is actually such a wonderful thing! Powerful words for the pantless and the panted. I love it.”—Margaret Cho
“This book is so beautiful and so powerful. I can’t stop wondering what my life might have been had I found this in my school library. How much more powerful and beautiful I might have felt.”—Alexandra Billings, actress & trans activist
“This book is a joyful, funny way to teach kids that their potential knows no limits! What a gift for parents who want to encourage fearless self-expression.”—Mae Martin, comedian and actor
“Guinea Pigs Don’t Wear Pants reminds us we can do, be, and wear whatever we love — self-expression is human. And as someone who owned two guinea pigs, I can confirm: they definitely do not wear pants.”—Tegan Quin, author & musician (Tegan and Sara)
“This book is so damn cute I can’t stand it! It’s colorful and serving full queer-friendly guinea-pig realness. It says be yourself, wear what you want, and don’t let the chickens, llamas, or anyone else tell you who to be. Sweetest message that everyone, especially little ones, need to hear. Zero notes. The vibes are immaculate.”—Sarah Hester Ross, cabaret artist & comedian
“Guinea Pigs Don’t Wear Pants has a critical yet simple message that accompanies the engaging animal illustrations, and that is: We are all in this world together and learning to accept and celebrate our differences and diversity is fundamental.”—Fred Penner
“Fun book!”—Raffi
“We loved every word! It is a delight!”—Sharon & Bram, award-winning musicians and stars of The Elephant Show
“Everyone is special in their own way! Differences are to be embraced and celebrated! That was always my mother’s (Shari Lewis’s) philosophy! Love this book!”—Mallory Lewis, Emmy-winning writer & current performer of Lamb Chop
“Guinea Pigs Don’t Wear Pants is an absolute joy, with a message that rings true for readers of any age; be true to yourself!”—Jeremy Fisher, award-winning musician and CBC Kids host
“Guinea Pigs Don’t Wear Pants is a beautiful celebration of differences and self-expression, essential for tiny humans and grownups alike.”—Jen Capra, Emmy-nominated Sesame Street writer
“This beautifully illustrated book reminds children that who they are is enough and their identity never needs to fit in a box. It reassures young readers that they deserve to grow into whoever they want to be with confidence, and also offers adults the same reminder that true freedom of expression belongs to us all.”—Benjy Kusi, author and mental health advocate
“I know it’s for kids but I needed to hear this too.” —Vitus Spehar, journalist and host of Under The Desk News
“Guinea Pigs Don’t Wear Pants is playful, fun, and powerful. I love how Chris uses color and humor to remind kids how special they are and encourage them to be unapologetically themselves.”—Libby Ward, parenting advocate & author of Honest Motherhood
“Tears, smiles, and all the feels…inclusivity has never looked so gorgeous and the words are pure magic. Chris Paul Rainbows nailed it.”—Julie Cole, co-founder of Mabel’s Labels
“This is an important and affirming book that serves as a good reminder for us all.”—Jennifer Miller, middle school librarian and creator of Meet Me in the Media Center
“This is an absolute gem of a book! Such a fun, engaging, and age-appropriate way to honour and encourage freedom of expression for kids (and adults alike!). Chris’ book not only provides a clear message of self-acceptance, it also encourages its readers to extend that acceptance and inclusion to others.”—Dr. Alice Curitz, founder & clinical director of Our Landing Place
“I absolutely love this charming and profoundly powerful book. Its essential message, Be You, resonates long after its final page.”—Dr. Evelyn Myrie, Canadian anti-Black racism activist
“This book is adorable! It’s a wonderful way to teach children to embrace what makes them unique and special. I love it.”—Amanda Timpson, queer public historian & host of Yesterqueers
"Cute animal lovers and queer picture book fans, rejoice! A delightful new gem is on its way: Guinea Pigs Don't Wear Pants is bursting with charm. With vibrant illustrations and playful rhymes, this joyful picture book celebrates the beauty of being different in the most fun and accessible way. Chris has crafted a story that's perfect as a read-aloud or for independent reading. Don't miss this quirky, heartwarming story!"—Jacob Demlow, librarian & creator of The Very Queer Librarian
“Guinea Pigs Don’t Wear Pants by Chris Paul Rainbows is a joyous romp of self-expression, accepting and believing in yourself, and knowing you are special just the way you are. This is something every child needs.”—Cheryl Rainfield, author of Scars
“In life and in this book, Chris creates a cheerfully inclusive world where every child, especially the ones who need it most, is welcome to shine. What a fun way to celebrate everyone’s sparkle and declare ‘YOU BELONG!’”—Jessica Holmes, comedian & mental health advocate
Because who you are is beautiful and worthy of love.
This whimsically joyful picture book is an empowering children’s book that celebrates individuality across the rainbow-hued spectrum. With playful rhyme and exuberant illustrations, author-illustrator Chris Paul Rainbows Farias (they/them) celebrates the freedom to express yourself and the beauty of being exactly who you are.
Readers are invited to imagine a world where animals are hilariously limited in what they can do but humans are gloriously free to saunter, flaunt, and wear just what we want. From lipsticked llamas to tumbling giraffes, each page bursts with colorful chaos and loving affirmation.
At its heart, this is the book Chris wished they’d had as a kid growing up in a small town—one that gently opens the door to conversations about self-expression, gender, and being true to yourself.
Book Details
Publication Date: June 2026
Format: Hardcover
Page Count: 32
Dimensions: 10” x 10”
Price: $24.95 CAD
ISBN: 978-1-0694679-1-1
About the Author and Illustrator
Chris Paul (Rainbows) Farias is an award-winning creative strategist, storyteller, and online creator with hundreds of thousands of followers. They first went viral after asking a local bakery for “the gayest cake ever” to celebrate their marriage to husband Jared. Chris is the founder of Unicorn Rebellion, a creative branding agency, and speaks with students, educators, and organizations about creativity, identity, and happiness. Based in Ontario, Chris lives with Jared and a joyful menagerie of animals — chickens, parrots, bunnies, dogs, guinea pigs (obviously), and a tortoise named Rock Hudson. Chris was recently awarded the King Charles III Coronation Medal for philanthropy and advocacy for the 2SLGBTQIA+ community. Guinea Pigs Don’t Wear Pants is their debut picture book.
As Seen In
The Canadian Press - Margaret Cho, Rosie O'Donnell set to participate in Canadian TikToker's read-along. Picked up by CTV News, Toronto Star, Winnipeg Free Press, Victoria Times Colonist, and other outlets across Canada. (December 2025)
CHCH Morning Live - Star-studded read-along to support It Gets Better’s 2SLGBTQIA+ youth fundraiser. (December 2025)
Publishers Weekly – Rights Report (June 2025)
Quill & Quire – Rights Deal Coverage (June 2025)
Publishers Marketplace – Deal Announcement (June 2025)
What People Are Saying
“Buy this book. [Chris] is quite brilliant—read and enjoy. Then watch their social media.”—Rosie O’Donnell
“Loves it.”—Paris Hilton
“Guinea pigs should read this book as should all creatures. It contains important lessons in how we all need to be ourselves and that is actually such a wonderful thing! Powerful words for the pantless and the panted. I love it.”—Margaret Cho
“This book is so beautiful and so powerful. I can’t stop wondering what my life might have been had I found this in my school library. How much more powerful and beautiful I might have felt.”—Alexandra Billings, actress & trans activist
“This book is a joyful, funny way to teach kids that their potential knows no limits! What a gift for parents who want to encourage fearless self-expression.”—Mae Martin, comedian and actor
“Guinea Pigs Don’t Wear Pants reminds us we can do, be, and wear whatever we love — self-expression is human. And as someone who owned two guinea pigs, I can confirm: they definitely do not wear pants.”—Tegan Quin, author & musician (Tegan and Sara)
“This book is so damn cute I can’t stand it! It’s colorful and serving full queer-friendly guinea-pig realness. It says be yourself, wear what you want, and don’t let the chickens, llamas, or anyone else tell you who to be. Sweetest message that everyone, especially little ones, need to hear. Zero notes. The vibes are immaculate.”—Sarah Hester Ross, cabaret artist & comedian
“Guinea Pigs Don’t Wear Pants has a critical yet simple message that accompanies the engaging animal illustrations, and that is: We are all in this world together and learning to accept and celebrate our differences and diversity is fundamental.”—Fred Penner
“Fun book!”—Raffi
“We loved every word! It is a delight!”—Sharon & Bram, award-winning musicians and stars of The Elephant Show
“Everyone is special in their own way! Differences are to be embraced and celebrated! That was always my mother’s (Shari Lewis’s) philosophy! Love this book!”—Mallory Lewis, Emmy-winning writer & current performer of Lamb Chop
“Guinea Pigs Don’t Wear Pants is an absolute joy, with a message that rings true for readers of any age; be true to yourself!”—Jeremy Fisher, award-winning musician and CBC Kids host
“Guinea Pigs Don’t Wear Pants is a beautiful celebration of differences and self-expression, essential for tiny humans and grownups alike.”—Jen Capra, Emmy-nominated Sesame Street writer
“This beautifully illustrated book reminds children that who they are is enough and their identity never needs to fit in a box. It reassures young readers that they deserve to grow into whoever they want to be with confidence, and also offers adults the same reminder that true freedom of expression belongs to us all.”—Benjy Kusi, author and mental health advocate
“I know it’s for kids but I needed to hear this too.” —Vitus Spehar, journalist and host of Under The Desk News
“Guinea Pigs Don’t Wear Pants is playful, fun, and powerful. I love how Chris uses color and humor to remind kids how special they are and encourage them to be unapologetically themselves.”—Libby Ward, parenting advocate & author of Honest Motherhood
“Tears, smiles, and all the feels…inclusivity has never looked so gorgeous and the words are pure magic. Chris Paul Rainbows nailed it.”—Julie Cole, co-founder of Mabel’s Labels
“This is an important and affirming book that serves as a good reminder for us all.”—Jennifer Miller, middle school librarian and creator of Meet Me in the Media Center
“This is an absolute gem of a book! Such a fun, engaging, and age-appropriate way to honour and encourage freedom of expression for kids (and adults alike!). Chris’ book not only provides a clear message of self-acceptance, it also encourages its readers to extend that acceptance and inclusion to others.”—Dr. Alice Curitz, founder & clinical director of Our Landing Place
“I absolutely love this charming and profoundly powerful book. Its essential message, Be You, resonates long after its final page.”—Dr. Evelyn Myrie, Canadian anti-Black racism activist
“This book is adorable! It’s a wonderful way to teach children to embrace what makes them unique and special. I love it.”—Amanda Timpson, queer public historian & host of Yesterqueers
"Cute animal lovers and queer picture book fans, rejoice! A delightful new gem is on its way: Guinea Pigs Don't Wear Pants is bursting with charm. With vibrant illustrations and playful rhymes, this joyful picture book celebrates the beauty of being different in the most fun and accessible way. Chris has crafted a story that's perfect as a read-aloud or for independent reading. Don't miss this quirky, heartwarming story!"—Jacob Demlow, librarian & creator of The Very Queer Librarian
“Guinea Pigs Don’t Wear Pants by Chris Paul Rainbows is a joyous romp of self-expression, accepting and believing in yourself, and knowing you are special just the way you are. This is something every child needs.”—Cheryl Rainfield, author of Scars
“In life and in this book, Chris creates a cheerfully inclusive world where every child, especially the ones who need it most, is welcome to shine. What a fun way to celebrate everyone’s sparkle and declare ‘YOU BELONG!’”—Jessica Holmes, comedian & mental health advocate