Guinea Pigs Don't Wear Pants

$24.95
Coming Soon

Written and Illustrated by Chris Paul Farias

Because who you are is beautiful and worthy of love.

This whimsically joyful picture book is an empowering children’s book that celebrates individuality across the rainbow-hued spectrum. With playful rhyme and exuberant illustrations, author-illustrator Chris Paul Rainbows Farias (they/them) celebrates the freedom to express yourself and the beauty of being exactly who you are.

Readers are invited to imagine a world where animals are hilariously limited in what they can do but humans are gloriously free to saunter, flaunt, and wear just what we want. From lipsticked llamas to tumbling giraffes, each page bursts with colorful chaos and loving affirmation.

At its heart, this is the book Chris wished they’d had as a kid growing up in a small town—one that gently opens the door to conversations about self-expression, gender, and being true to yourself.

June 2026 • Hardcover • 32 pages • 10” x 10” • $24.95 • 978-1-0694679-1-1

As Seen In
Publishers Weekly – Rights Report (June 2025)
Quill & Quire – Rights Deal Coverage (June 2025)
Publishers Marketplace – Deal Announcement (June 2025)

About the Author and Illustrator
Chris Paul Rainbows Farias is an award-winning creative strategist, storyteller, and popular TikToker with over 315,000 followers. They first went viral after asking a local bakery for “the gayest cake ever” to celebrate their marriage to husband Jared. Chris is the founder of Unicorn Rebellion, a creative branding agency, and shares personal stories online that regularly draw thousands of views. They frequently speak with primary-grade students and educators about creativity, identity, and joy. Based in Ontario, Chris lives with Jared and their beloved menagerie of animals, including 10 chickens, 12 parrots, 5 bunnies, 3 dogs, 1 guinea pig, and a tortoise named Rock Hudson. Chris was recently awarded a King Charles III Coronation Medal by the Hamilton YWCA for their advocacy and fundraising for the 2SLGBTQIA+ community. Guinea Pigs Don’t Wear Pants is their debut picture book.

Written and Illustrated by Chris Paul Farias

Because who you are is beautiful and worthy of love.

This whimsically joyful picture book is an empowering children’s book that celebrates individuality across the rainbow-hued spectrum. With playful rhyme and exuberant illustrations, author-illustrator Chris Paul Rainbows Farias (they/them) celebrates the freedom to express yourself and the beauty of being exactly who you are.

Readers are invited to imagine a world where animals are hilariously limited in what they can do but humans are gloriously free to saunter, flaunt, and wear just what we want. From lipsticked llamas to tumbling giraffes, each page bursts with colorful chaos and loving affirmation.

At its heart, this is the book Chris wished they’d had as a kid growing up in a small town—one that gently opens the door to conversations about self-expression, gender, and being true to yourself.

June 2026 • Hardcover • 32 pages • 10” x 10” • $24.95 • 978-1-0694679-1-1

As Seen In
Publishers Weekly – Rights Report (June 2025)
Quill & Quire – Rights Deal Coverage (June 2025)
Publishers Marketplace – Deal Announcement (June 2025)

About the Author and Illustrator
Chris Paul Rainbows Farias is an award-winning creative strategist, storyteller, and popular TikToker with over 315,000 followers. They first went viral after asking a local bakery for “the gayest cake ever” to celebrate their marriage to husband Jared. Chris is the founder of Unicorn Rebellion, a creative branding agency, and shares personal stories online that regularly draw thousands of views. They frequently speak with primary-grade students and educators about creativity, identity, and joy. Based in Ontario, Chris lives with Jared and their beloved menagerie of animals, including 10 chickens, 12 parrots, 5 bunnies, 3 dogs, 1 guinea pig, and a tortoise named Rock Hudson. Chris was recently awarded a King Charles III Coronation Medal by the Hamilton YWCA for their advocacy and fundraising for the 2SLGBTQIA+ community. Guinea Pigs Don’t Wear Pants is their debut picture book.